I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
