"it" just moved
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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