I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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