fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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