i don't like sucking hair
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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