Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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