would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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