be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
