I don't think brook has ever known best
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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