Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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