Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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