Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Randomize
