Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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