it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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