were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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