Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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