Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he thought i was a dude.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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