I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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