So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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