She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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