I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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