I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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