Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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