when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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