just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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