I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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