he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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