After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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