So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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