Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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