is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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