This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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