He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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