Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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