No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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