i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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