If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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