And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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