I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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