i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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