I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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