You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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