I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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