Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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