I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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