the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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