hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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