i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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