i think i have herpe
just one?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
