If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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