she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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