Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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