at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
